- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

wanna no wats not funny........ aids

Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

JUSTIN BIEBER PERFUME!

My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

one day i went to bed

Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"heavy breath, heavy breath

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

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