- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

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