was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

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How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

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A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

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I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

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a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

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Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

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Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

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Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

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What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

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what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

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Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

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Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

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What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

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my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

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it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

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Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

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Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

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Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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