- Anti Joke

Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

whats stupid and gay all of my friends

Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

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What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

What is a chair?

A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

What's clear and wet? water