- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

An irish man walks out of a bar

What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

Womens' Rights

Dylan is gay

"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

So heres a scenario. You and your twin brother are Siamese twins. You are straight and your brother is gay. Your bother has a friend come over. You only have one butt....

I'm off to my tank guys!

what do jews like the most? money, because they're all greedy fat nosed cunts

whats the best thing about polio...death

Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

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