- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

An irish man walks out of a bar

You're welcome!

A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

I pooped.

What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

Roses are red, Violets are purple

What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Dylan is gay

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

Womens' Rights

Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

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