How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

matty russel are you on here

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and suffered from a self-inflicted gunshot wound in his head, he is being treated by medical professionals

I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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