How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

whats brown and sticky? shit

what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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