- Anti Joke

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man fall down? Because he was pushed of a 5 story building

What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

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Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

Rachel not blowing Robert.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

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Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

Why does life suck? Because it does

Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he