- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

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