"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

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Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

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Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

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Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

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Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

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A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

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why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

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What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

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Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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A man walks into a bar.....OW!

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Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

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A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

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Why did the man fall down? Because he was pushed of a 5 story building

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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