What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

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What do you call the twin towers? An airport

What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

baby seal walks into a club

Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

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