rosie o'donald goes on a diet

Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

knock knock

I would rape her

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

*Knock Knock* Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

What did the black man say to the other black man? We are both black men.

Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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