what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

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How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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How do you make an electrician cry? You kidnap him and his mother, tie them both to chairs in your garage, and force him to watch you stab his mother repeatedly in the face while laughing and licking up her blood and tears. Then cut his arms and legs off, lock him in a cage with his mothers body, and go in there everyday and eat a delicious meal while watching him starve to death next to his dead mother.

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What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

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Nicolas Cage's acting.

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What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

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why did the grinch steal christmas? The grinch had a rough childhood. he had an abusive father and a crack cocaine addicted mother, and as a result, the grinch never got a christmas of his own. The grinch steals the happiness of christmas from the who's becuase his horrible childhood has caused him to take his anger out on everyone around him, because the grinch believes that this will make up for his depressing childhoofd

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How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

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Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

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What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

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Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar

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Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

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This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

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Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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