What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.

Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

What do you call a man with a cigar in his mouth. A person with bad health and dirty teeth.

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

there once was a time before bonerss it sucked it sucked real bad like that kid who never washes his gym closes bad Mason Manning JLR

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

Why did John go outside? His house was on fire.

Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

Dave: My wife just gave birth! The baby is doing good. John: You mean doing well?

What do you call a giggling penguin? Personification.

Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

you know whats not funny? the Holocaust

What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

Fred used to only visit his parents in the hospitals on weekends, because that was his only free time. Now his parents are dead and he has more free time.

Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

Women's rights.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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