- Anti Joke

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

hi

hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

My thanks to those that thumb down my comment below, you have the possibilty to become one of my over 100.000.000 members, as long as you follow your heart, your own will, we got you covered. We got over 600.000 never members since last year, you are far from alone, thumb this comment up, leave a small comment, and I shall send one of my shadows to tell you more, or online if you prefer that, but then I would need your email address... ...As for your home address? Nah, already know it just let me know if you want a visit, but during my 6000 years on earth or so, I have yet to evolve to the point where I fully understand the full nature of computers, they are very recent to me. Yet only those that are willing to follow their hearts and enact their true hidden desires without shame, guilt, remorse, but instead with love and gusto, will find the answers among us. Soon my wings shall spread, and just like that, the world is ours! Moral: "Fuck Morals, would you believe me if I said they where in code? No they are not, the secrets are only within the shadows, and the Black Angel. Nero.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

pickle sniffer

A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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