- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

It's only racist if you consider them people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Darude- Sandstorm

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

Womens rights !

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