What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

I killed someone today. :D

i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

shammmm is a lesbian.

What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

a fat old hobo named da'shovant'e ate a bucket of fried chicken then killed a little girl named poopface McFergusen

Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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