- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

Look how far I can kick this bucket

your brother so fine that hes skinney

What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

-_- i like trains ... -_-

- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

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