- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

What's brown and sticky? The british econonic system from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007.

I hope you take your own wise words to heart Nero, how would you like to claim to be me and get our ship somewhat on land before it all goes to pieces? After all I have been claiming to be you for a long long time.

why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

What did the ketchup say to the mustard? Nothing they're just condiments.

What's Terry short for? He's missing a leg.

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