Little Davie was a kid with no arms and legs and one day his friends Came to his house and knocked on the door and asked for little Davie And asked if he wanted to come play baseball..Little Davie replied "I'd Love to but I have no arms or legs" his friends say we know that..We were Just needing a second base..

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Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

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I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

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if i had a nickel for every time iv typed an anti joke... i would have $0.15

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

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Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

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"Hey guys lets have a standing obviation." No one else stands....

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Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

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Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

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what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

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A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

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I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems show me your boobs

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Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

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What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

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Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

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So a seal walks into a club..

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

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why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

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knock knock ... no one was in

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