- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Of course you don't. they're sick and disgusting and enjoyment of one merits only the deepest of society's hatred and scorn.

I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

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A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were it belongs.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

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