do not read this(this is intended to be read)

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I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

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A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

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When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

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James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

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Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

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Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

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*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

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what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

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What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

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Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

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What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

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What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

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Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

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who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

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how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

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Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? To connect with their loved ones, meet any new additions and share old family stories.

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Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

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What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

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What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of problems with money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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