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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, your entire family has died in a terrible car accident.

Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

Your mom is so fat...

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

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What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

brandon ya twwat

What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

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