why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

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Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

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Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

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Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

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Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

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You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

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What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

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Your mom.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

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whats purple and savage? Barney!

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A man went to the doctor with a strange complaint. "Well it's like this Doc, when I drive to work in the morning through the country lanes I start to sing 'The green green grass of home'. If I see a cat then it's 'What's new, pussy cat?'. It's so embarrassing, even when I'm asleep and dreaming, I still keep singing. Last night, it was 'Delilah', and my wife was not amused!" "Yes, it would apear that you have the early symptoms of Tom Jones syndrome." "Well I've never heard of that, is it common?" asked the man. "Yes," replied the doctor, "It is very uncommon."

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I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

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why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

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Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

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How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

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what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

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What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

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A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

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Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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