Why did the dog eat poop?

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Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

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Darkness Falls Across The Land The Midnite Hour Is Close At Hand Creatures Crawl In Search Of Blood To Terrorize Y'awl's Neighbourhood And Whosoever Shall Be Found Without The Soul For Getting Down Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Hell And Rot Inside A Corpse's Shell The Foulest Stench Is In The Air The Funk Of Forty Thousand Years And Grizzy Ghouls From Every Tomb Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom And Though You Fight To Stay Alive Your Body Starts To Shiver For No Mere Mortal Can Resist The Evil Of The Thriller

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What is funny about family guy?the jokes

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what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

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Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

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Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

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A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

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What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

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Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

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A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

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A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

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Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

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Why did the little girl die Because she was kidnapped by a rapist, and defiled repeatedly, and then to get a ransom from her family the kidnapper slowly pulled out her fingernails and toenails, and sent them to the family the same thing happened with her fingers, toes, hands, feet, arms, legs, teeth, tounge, hair, and eyes, then she died of blood loss after nearly 2 months of torture.

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Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

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roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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