yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

John Rustenburg at the dinner table

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

*Knock Knock *Whos there? *ADD *ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

What is funny about family guy?the jokes

What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

you know whats funny the letter Q

There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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