- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms

What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Dave: My wife just gave birth! The baby is doing good. John: You mean doing well?

Take off your shoes.

What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

knock knock ... no one was in

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

Chinese drivers.

Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

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