What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

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Nippies

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A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

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Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

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im not as random as you think I- Potato

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Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

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how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

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What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

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why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

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black guy graduating high school

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One day a man woke up and decided that he was going to do something with his life. He then got a haircut, took a shower and bought a nice new suit. After that he went home and cleaned up his whole house and invited his parents, that were not very close with him, over for dinner.An hour and thirty minutes before his parents got there, he went to the store to pick up some food to prepare for the very important dinner. On the way home he see's a homeless man walking on the side of the road. The man felt bad for him because he was poor so he gave him $10. He then proceeded home to make the dinner. The dinner turned out very well and he went to bed a better man.

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A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

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What word is ten letters long and starts with gas? Gastronomy.

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How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

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a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

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whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

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Penisland

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Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

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How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

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Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

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Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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