What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

please ignore the bottom two 'jokes' as they were written by josh carey and ryan danielz

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

Hello, nice to meet you.

How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

So, same time tomorrow then?

What time is it? Refrigerator

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? ouch!

why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

Top Gear USA

Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

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