- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Hello, nice to meet you.

What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

So, same time tomorrow then?

How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

What time is it? Refrigerator

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? ouch!

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

Top Gear USA

Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

What did the toaster say to the raisin? Nothing. The toaster was mute and the raisin had lost his hearing in a terrible full-contact origami accident.

Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

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