Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

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What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

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A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

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Nippies

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Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

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black guy graduating high school

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how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

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im not as random as you think I- Potato

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Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

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What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

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What word is ten letters long and starts with gas? Gastronomy.

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A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

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One day a man woke up and decided that he was going to do something with his life. He then got a haircut, took a shower and bought a nice new suit. After that he went home and cleaned up his whole house and invited his parents, that were not very close with him, over for dinner.An hour and thirty minutes before his parents got there, he went to the store to pick up some food to prepare for the very important dinner. On the way home he see's a homeless man walking on the side of the road. The man felt bad for him because he was poor so he gave him $10. He then proceeded home to make the dinner. The dinner turned out very well and he went to bed a better man.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

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Penisland

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Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

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a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

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whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

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How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

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Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

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what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

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Why did the wife leave her husband? Because they were having sexual differences and time restraints. The husband worked nightshifts as a nurse while the woman stayed home and took care of their child. The husband confessed he never wanted a child in the first place, and that having sexual intercourse with her didn't truly satisfy him.

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A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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