How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door.

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There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Of course you don't. they're sick and disgusting and enjoyment of one merits only the deepest of society's hatred and scorn.

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Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

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You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

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yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. *gasp* what a weird dream.

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

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Tell you something funny.

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A Jew! Bless you.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

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What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

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How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

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roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

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Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

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why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

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Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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