A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

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Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

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ME NAME IS JEFF

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Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

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do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

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P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

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What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

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whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

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What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

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when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

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What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

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How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

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What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

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As little Timmy crossed the finish line his heart raced with excitement he had just won the big race. Later he and his family went home to celebrate they had pizza and chips and soft drinks. Then they played scrabble and watched spiderman 2. After that Timmy went to sleep. When his parents found him that morning they mourned and mourned because their hero little Timmy was still asleep.

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why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

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What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

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why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

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Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

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What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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