A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

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Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

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a man is bussy at work, when he gets called by his doctor. YOUR WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! the doctor yells. so the man runs to his car, drives home like a madman, and arrives home with his doctor holding the newborn in his arms. "congratulations" the doctor says "it's a boy" the man takes the baby in his arms and says: "but, this child is black!" his wife cheated on him and the familly breaks appart

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What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

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Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

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Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

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This is not an anti joke.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

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"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

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There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

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why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

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A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

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Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

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Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

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why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

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Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

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squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

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A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

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What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

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Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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