- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

i can't stand cripple jokes

Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

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