What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

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What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

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Today is May 18 2016.

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Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

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Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

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why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

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What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

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Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

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How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

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How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

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Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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