A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

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A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

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What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

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what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

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why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

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What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

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Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

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How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

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Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

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Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

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What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

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What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

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Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

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Today is May 18 2016.

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Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

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Yo mamas so fat.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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