- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a cigar in his mouth. A person with bad health and dirty teeth.

Why did the girl put on make-up and perfume? Because she was ugly and smelled bad.

Why did the pedophile get arrested? He was driving way over the speed limit.

why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

How do you make a model ugly? you shoot her in the face.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

Why did the little girl fail her test? Because she had mental retardation.

How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

Two muffins are in an oven. The oven is set to 425 degrees farenheit. The two muffins are taken out of the oven once cooked, and enjoyed by the couple who cooked them.

A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

i like pie.

Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

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