- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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love is a homeless guy searchin' for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he can't complain cuz he was hungry in the first place.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

Chuck Norris will inevitably pass away sometime in the future.

A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

What's upside down? umop apisdn

what does it mean when Justin Bieber sounds like a boy someones hit puberty

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men's rights.

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Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

How do you turn a frown upside down? You cannot do such a thing because frowning is the act of sadness. Therefore you cannot nor should not change a persons attitude.

there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an orange.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.

John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

What did the rednecks say when they saw the bat? Ma, I'm afraid this is the Myotis Sodalis, or Indian Bat. It is an endangered species. Thus, we cannot shoot it.

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