- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

poop is very very yummy.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Knock knock Who's there Police

A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

What's small and red that sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.

A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

Chad Wolbert is retarded.

Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

what's brown and sticky? A stick

roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

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