- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

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What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

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Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw food on the other side the the farmer was going to chop his head off.

Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? with a blender. how do you get them back out of the bowl? with tortila chips.

Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

What happened to the boy after he ate a piece of Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

What did the Chinaman say to the other Chinaman? I dont know, he was speaking in Chinese.

Knock Knock Whos there? I dunno I didnt answer the door

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

Why did the book disappear?

Q: what is the difference between a baby stroller and a black man. A: I don't try and hit black men when they cross the street.

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