where wally? wallys a myth.

What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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