- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

where do you find sunglasses at? the store

Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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