Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

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say this really fast dick chick, chick, dick, dick chick,chick dick, dick chick if you cant like it

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What do u call two mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan!

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Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

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Woman rights.

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Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

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A women president

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

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you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

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An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

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No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

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ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

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