Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

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Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

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What's worse than eating cows. Death

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Why did the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

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How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

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"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

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if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

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Nicolas Cage

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

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Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

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Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

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Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

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What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

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How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

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The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

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What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

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Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

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roses are red violets are blue im in class

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What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

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What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

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What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

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Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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