Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

Ms. Smoot's class

Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

How do you get a clown of a swing? Hit it with an ax.

Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

My mom fell on our cat and it died.

knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

Woman Rights

What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

K.

Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

how do you get a taco? Buy one!

What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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