Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

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what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

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A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

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Your mom.

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NASCAR

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Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

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Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

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Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

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Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

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Donald Trump

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What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

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How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

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Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

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a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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3 strangers were locked in a dark room they turned the light on, unlocked the door and proceeded with their day.

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a bald man walks into a hairdressers and demands beans on toast.

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Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

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*******A CELL JOKE******* Mommy Ribosome and Daddy Mitochondria are watching baby nucleus play around in the cytoplasm, when all the sudden baby nucleus falls down and breaks its cell wall. Mommy ribosome is like freaking out like, "OH NO< WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WE NEED TO TAKE HER TO THE E.R.". Then Daddy Mitochondria says, "The smooth ER or the rough ER???"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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