What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

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What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

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poop

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This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

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Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

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Your mother is a very respectable woman.

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Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

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mc hammers income.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

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A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

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What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

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What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

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Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

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soccor

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I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

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What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

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What's the difference between a pheromone and a hormone? Hormones are secreted internally and trigger various biochemical pathways that cause certain effects. We all are familiar with the effects of testosterone and estrogen, both on the anatomy, and behaviour of humans. Pheromones are secreted externally, and have an effect on another creature in similar ways. Usually they have to do with attracting sexual partners or changing a sex partners behaviour or body in some way.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

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Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

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So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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