The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

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Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

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Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

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What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

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Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

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Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

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What did the man with cancer do? Die

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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8================================================================================================D-------------------------------------------- It can coil!

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

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I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

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What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

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Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

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do you want to hear a joke?

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What I have learned about the Japanese studying video games and anime (read below for more, better studies): Student at school: USING PENN TO TYPU! USING PEN TO TYPU! Teacher: No Susaki San! You must onry yell the name of attakus! You suspension get! Student: JOSH! I CHARRENGE YOU TO MORTAR KOMBAT! Teacher: KAAAAAAAAMEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEE! Student: FINAL FRAAAAAAASH! Student and teacher: Locked into energy wave combat for several hours. Teacher: Puh... Lets rather settle this with a round of Shaolin Soccer... Student: VICTOLY! Me: Well I saw a disturbing lot of Japanese people cosplay dressed as zangief... Skinny guys with fake chesthair and red hair that kept posing with their (nonexistent) muscles and yelling RED CYCRONE! Wanting me to take pictures of them... And Japanese lolitas, and blonde girls called Ganguro... Weirdest trip ever... They also kept Looking at Emanuel my (black) friend, and assumed he was my servant... Conclusion: My real trip to Japan was not so different from my above example as one might think...

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What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

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how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

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what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

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Jersey Shore

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

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