- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

knock knock Come in!!!

Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

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