whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

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Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

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What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

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Womans profesional lacrosse

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why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

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Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

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Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

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whats black? a black man

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Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

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What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

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Michal j. fox has Parkinsons disease. He is tired of losing at jenga

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

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what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

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Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

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What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

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why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

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What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

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Anti Joke

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