Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

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AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

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What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

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Why did the book disappear?

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Q: what is the difference between a baby stroller and a black man. A: I don't try and hit black men when they cross the street.

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Q. How do you get a dinosaur off a slide? A. You tell him he hasn't lived for billions of years.

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A horse walks into a bar, realizes that he shouldnt be here so he walks out.

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Justin Bieber is having sex with a girl. He then awakes from this horrible nightmare.

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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What do you call a hobo that lives a in a box. A hobo

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? Probably one. Replacing a light-bulb is a pretty simple task which any person (regardless of ethnicity) should be able to do without assistance.

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yo' momma's so fat that when she saw a doctor he told her that she was overweight.

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Two cowboys are in a kitchen. The first one says, "I feel at Home on the range!" To which the second replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he has never pursued his real dream.

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An Englishmen, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar, and ordered a beer. They later went home and slept. They woke up the next morning with a slight hangover.

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how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

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i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

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Two blondes are out for a walk when they come across some tracks, they realise they are train tracks and move out of the way to make sure they aren't hit by a train.

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Man walks into a gun store, buys a gun. The same man goes home and lives happily till he dies of cancer. His son takes the gun shots himself, survives then later dies of cancer.

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Why did the pedophile get arrested? He was driving way over the speed limit.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

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colby doesnt shave

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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What do you call a black person riding a bicycle? A black person riding a bicycle.

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What has two legs but can't walk? A quadriplegic man who lost mobility in his legs due to a horrific logging accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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