- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday?

Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

Why did the man die? He got shot!

What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

Anthony Dephillips is handsome

Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

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knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

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