- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

A baby seal walks into a club

A biology teacher walks into a bar. "Ouch," he says. "I bet I just lost some brain cells. I wonder if any of them were going through mitosis..."

What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

what is sticky and brown?a stick

your mum

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

A homeless man walks into a house He is invited to a lovely lunch and then beaten to death

Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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