- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

i like pie.

Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

Your mom is fat

What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

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