Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

the doctor says to the patient " i have some good news and some bad news" the patient says well what is it dock " well the good news is your fine " the patient asked what the bad news was and the doctor said " i lied about you being fine you have aids, and testicular cancer and you have 2 days to live"

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

A cow says moo and explodes.

A women's opinion.

Why do animals on the side of the road stink? Well they don't, you just think they do when in reality all it is, is there insides rottening From prevous days of exposen of the air now as far as I know all the little baby squrriel Wanted was it get his nuts in the road and it bring back to his starving family counting on him to bring Food to the tree next thing you know a soccer mom's van ran the poor baby squirrel over. Now me knowing this squirrel myself (don't ask me how) he wanted to go out in style you know get ran over by a mustang or a lambo not some bitch ass mini van with sliding doors and a dvd player convinit for the kids to watch spongebob.... man I bet that squrriel was pissed!

Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

Yo momma so fat you have aids

What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

whats red and falls from a tree an apple

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

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