why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

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Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

Womans profesional lacrosse

whats black? a black man

Michal j. fox has Parkinsons disease. He is tired of losing at jenga

Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

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what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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