How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

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Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

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O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

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roses are red violets are blue im in class

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why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

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Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

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Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

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What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

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Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

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Your mom.

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A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

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Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

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A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

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How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

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roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

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You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

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What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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