WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

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what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

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Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

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What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

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What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

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What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

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Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

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How do you make a dyke moan? Insert a BEAVER in it!

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What did the blind lady say to her cat? Nothing she doesn't have a cat.

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Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

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Whats the difference between black and white. Nothing they're both colors.

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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What does Harry Potter love? Magic

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Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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Roses are red, My watch is gold now get on your knees and do as your told

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Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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