- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

Which is longer? A rope...

What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

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Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

My friend billy had a ten foot.... Garden hose. Upon showing it to the neighbour next door he hit it with a rake which significantly shortened it and subsequently had to buy another

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

what was the biggest game of hide and seek? World War II and the Jews won

your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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