I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

Land Rovers

Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

Women's rights

Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

Two guys walk into a bar the third guy ducks

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

cancer

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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