- Anti Joke

How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

Why did the chicken die? He tried to cross a road by an alleyway, therefore getting hit by a double decker bus and the alleyway has nothing to do with it. Also, the chicken had one leg and was blind.

What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

Ill do a lot more than just try you, anyways, technically I learned to play the piano as a kid, but now I play on a small cheap keyboard (the musical kind) and sincerely, I kinda suck at it now, my abusive parents expected perfection beat the shit out of me blahblahblah, thats really all of it, trauma. My senses, well, when I was a kid I was terrified of gravity (one of the rarest fears in the world) because I had no idea I was consciously shifting things myself. So lets say... If I somehow end up hanging upside down, I just shift it, so my brain believes I am not and I experience no discomfort, there is a lot more to it, ill tell you, damn nose wont stop bleeding and my waifu got a bit scared, she got some bad bronchitis and she still has not recovered a 100 percent, but its just the cough now though... Lets just say that my ability to balance, is about 300-500 percent higher than any regular human, and that I can stand on one leg enough to beat the guiness record book 50 times... ...IIIIF I was in good shape, which I am not.

What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

This is a joke setup.

Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns