How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

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What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

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So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

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Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

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What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

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Hey Shea

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There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

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Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

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What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

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What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

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why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

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Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

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skurfboards we love fat kids

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whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

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Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

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How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

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how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

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There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

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what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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