- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

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I wouldn't touch ellen degeneres with a 10 foot lance. However, i would shake her hand with my hand. Lesson: 10 foot lances are no way to touch ppl.

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

so theres this big moose, and it walks into a convenience store and asks the lady bitch "where are the potatoes?" and she says "ehh, down aisle 5" so he goes down isle five, and there aint no potatoes

What's poor and lives in Newry city council dump? Smelly mcD

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Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

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