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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

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