Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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Your Mom.

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I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

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Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

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What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

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Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

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What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

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What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

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Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

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What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

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(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

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A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

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There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

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Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

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A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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