- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

whats worse than school? Summer school

What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

What did the retard say to the other retard? (incoherent gibberish)

Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??