- Anti Joke

Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.